[Hopefully tearing up a bedsheet doesn't quite count as destruction of property, because, as anyone who happens to venture into the men's bathroom will see, that was how he started his morning. The fabric doesn't make a great towel or washcloths, but just like a sponge bath from a sink, it's better than nothing - like hell is he asking Maureen O'Hollers upstairs for permission to shower.
If you're lucky you'll manage to get in there while he's washing his hair or at least still wearing boxers, fellas. Otherwise, well... it's open season for jokes about full moons and the relative size of things in Texas, good luck. Any shame he has is currently buried under fury and salt. The narration suggests but wouldn't dare require using a dice roll if you're comfortable with any option, and provided the first two options in case you're not okay with the third.
After potentially mortifying his dormmates, he's going to make a detour to the Mess Hall. He's got that weird oversized wristwatch he woke up wearing with him, now, and while he's sitting there letting his coffee go cold, he'll be tentatively poking at the keys, trying to puzzle it out.]
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If you're lucky you'll manage to get in there while he's washing his hair or at least still wearing boxers, fellas. Otherwise, well... it's open season for jokes about full moons and the relative size of things in Texas, good luck. Any shame he has is currently buried under fury and salt.
The narration suggests but wouldn't dare require using a dice roll if you're comfortable with any option, and provided the first two options in case you're not okay with the third.After potentially mortifying his dormmates, he's going to make a detour to the Mess Hall. He's got that weird oversized wristwatch he woke up wearing with him, now, and while he's sitting there letting his coffee go cold, he'll be tentatively poking at the keys, trying to puzzle it out.]