[ These instructions have been been slapped on each of your doors as a note, written in really big letters. ]
HEY! STUPID MORONS! I KEEP HEARING YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT THE FOOD HERE, SO...WHY DON'T YOU PUT YOUR MOUTH WHERE YOUR FOOD IS?
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YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I MEAN!! ANYHOW, HOW ABOUT YOU ALL TRY COOKING YOUR OWN RECIPES?? AND JUST FOR FUN..I'LL TRY IT ALL AND SEE IF IT'S ANY BETTER THAN THE FOOD WE HAVE ON HAND!
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OH, RIGHT, YOU PEOPLE NEED INCENTIVE TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL. HMM, HOW ABOUT...THE WINNERS...GET...SOMETHING OF THEIRS BACK THAT THEY LOST?? HOW DOES THAT SOUND?
SO, HURRY UP!! I'M GETTING HUNGRY AND YOUR MEASLY ATTEMPTS WON'T COOK THEMSELVES!! OH, AND DON'T THINK ABOUT POISONING ANYTHING! REMEMBER, I'LL KNOW IF YOU DO~
IC INSTRUCTIONS
HEY! STUPID MORONS! I KEEP HEARING YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT THE FOOD HERE, SO...WHY DON'T YOU PUT YOUR MOUTH WHERE YOUR FOOD IS?
...
YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I MEAN!! ANYHOW, HOW ABOUT YOU ALL TRY COOKING YOUR OWN RECIPES?? AND JUST FOR FUN..I'LL TRY IT ALL AND SEE IF IT'S ANY BETTER THAN THE FOOD WE HAVE ON HAND!
...
OH, RIGHT, YOU PEOPLE NEED INCENTIVE TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL. HMM, HOW ABOUT...THE WINNERS...GET...SOMETHING OF THEIRS BACK THAT THEY LOST?? HOW DOES THAT SOUND?
SO, HURRY UP!! I'M GETTING HUNGRY AND YOUR MEASLY ATTEMPTS WON'T COOK THEMSELVES!! OH, AND DON'T THINK ABOUT POISONING ANYTHING! REMEMBER, I'LL KNOW IF YOU DO~
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!