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Once upon a time, there was a princess. Everyone hated her and was scared of her, because even to her family she was an abomination, though that was because she was. And so she was lonely.
Once day she decided to run away, and got lost in the forest. As she sat down, the cheeky raccoon himself came to her.
"Allo", he said. "You want to be friends? I am going to put baking soda in the farmer's laundry!"
The princess was shocked.
"But I'm ugly and evil," she said. "Look at me. I'm a monster, Do you really want to be my friend?"
"What why?" the cheeky raccoon rolled his eyes. "Who cares? You don't look stupid like the other animals."
That made the princess happy, maybe even for the first time in her life. So she made some baking soda and they pranked everyone, covering the farm in suds. The bear was angry, but he couldn't pin the prank on the cheeky raccoon.
"Hahaha," said the cheeky raccoon. "Hey, let's go eat some fat berries. Shoo-ba-dee-da-ba-dee-doo!"
So the princess did, and she and the cheeky raccoon sang as friends into the sunset.
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And when he does get to story, he finds...well...]
Once upon a time, there was a princess. Everyone hated her and was scared of her, because even to her family she was an abomination, though that was because she was. And so she was lonely.
Once day she decided to run away, and got lost in the forest. As she sat down, the cheeky raccoon himself came to her.
"Allo", he said. "You want to be friends? I am going to put baking soda in the farmer's laundry!"
The princess was shocked.
"But I'm ugly and evil," she said. "Look at me. I'm a monster, Do you really want to be my friend?"
"What why?" the cheeky raccoon rolled his eyes. "Who cares? You don't look stupid like the other animals."
That made the princess happy, maybe even for the first time in her life. So she made some baking soda and they pranked everyone, covering the farm in suds. The bear was angry, but he couldn't pin the prank on the cheeky raccoon.
"Hahaha," said the cheeky raccoon. "Hey, let's go eat some fat berries. Shoo-ba-dee-da-ba-dee-doo!"
So the princess did, and she and the cheeky raccoon sang as friends into the sunset.
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