We, uh... haven't quite hit the point where things like this exist yet, where I'm from. My wife's home has airships that are more like flying cruise liners, but this is -

[He cuts himself off, briefly pressing a hand over his mouth... and when that moment of distress is past he shakes his head, slowly.]

It's like they tried tacking all the surface gloss from the Queen Mary onto a completely normal airplane, and all it did was muffle the engine noise and make it less cold.