…are you the one decent person from your world or something? Because the more I hear about it, the more terrible it sounds.

[Heaven is supposed to be perfect?? Why does hers sound like a political Hell?!?]

At this point, I'm starting to think they did do something with it. By now he'd have probably appeared and teased me for shaking a statue like an insane person.

[And he cannot confirm or deny the claim at this point.]