Oh! That's right, this does seem to be strange to people from other worlds... I'll do my best.
[He clears his throat a little.]
In the world I come from, an avian flu decimated the human population a little under forty years ago. In an attempt to destroy the source of the virus, the remaining humans tried to unleash a countervirus onto the bird population... but all they did was mutate us, so we became just as intelligent as they are.
So, where I'm from, birds are the dominant species. I'm a teacher at St. Pigeonation's, a prestigious academy for young birdies everywhere.
Miss Tosaka is my lone human student. She's there as a human ambassador. She has an implant known as the ICPSS - the Intra-Cerebral Playback Synchro System. It allows her to see us birds as if we were human, just like her. She can turn it off, of course, so I've no idea if she actually uses it. But if she does, I'd hope that something like this body is what she would see.
[That's a lot of talking for someone who was out like a light fewer than five minutes ago. Damn.]
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[He clears his throat a little.]
In the world I come from, an avian flu decimated the human population a little under forty years ago. In an attempt to destroy the source of the virus, the remaining humans tried to unleash a countervirus onto the bird population... but all they did was mutate us, so we became just as intelligent as they are.
So, where I'm from, birds are the dominant species. I'm a teacher at St. Pigeonation's, a prestigious academy for young birdies everywhere.
Miss Tosaka is my lone human student. She's there as a human ambassador. She has an implant known as the ICPSS - the Intra-Cerebral Playback Synchro System. It allows her to see us birds as if we were human, just like her. She can turn it off, of course, so I've no idea if she actually uses it. But if she does, I'd hope that something like this body is what she would see.
[That's a lot of talking for someone who was out like a light fewer than five minutes ago. Damn.]