[Before anyone has had time to process, the TVs and radios crackle to life.]
Attention, Strangers. It seems that at least one of you is not happy enough to join us yet, and as such...
Please consult the touchscreens on your wrist for pertinent information about condition and location! Feel free to post about any other findings of yours. Good luck!
ANNOUNCEMENT
Attention, Strangers. It seems that at least one of you is not happy enough to join us yet, and as such...
Please consult the touchscreens on your wrist for pertinent information about condition and location! Feel free to post about any other findings of yours. Good luck!
[And then it is silent. Well?
Time to get to it.]