Geez-- sorry I'm not as cute and wonderful as your girlfriend.

[Because he would if it was her, right? It's fine, it's worth it to be able to jab at him a little extra.]

I would prefer zero bleeding actually, thanks.

[Don't even joke about it okay.]

Honestly, if it weren't for that one moment, I'd probably still have the wrong idea about you. Not everything has to be extreme, there are middle grounds between gushing about your feelings about everything that moves like Olivier and bottling them all up like they don't exist.