Well... it's either that, they got your profile wrong on purpose when many of the rest of ours are at least somewhat accurate, or... you really did put on a mask and start doing whatever it is a "Phantom Thief" does. I imagine you'd cut a dashing figure, if nothing else.

[ She chuckles a bit. ]

And being a detective would certainly give you ample cover for the job.

[ Is that a glint in her eye? ... No, you're imagining it. ]