[It's probably very apparent who will be offended at their diary being read, when Chariot reads it.]
Dear Diary,
I'm so totally HYPE! Like, first day on the job with the new crew~ not that they knew~ but they will when they're up from their snooze~ Sometimes I think it's, like, totally ironic that they're the "aliens" but we're, like, the ones abducting them!! It's kinda mean, so I hope I can totally calm them down so they don't like, cry or anything. lmao But first, ummm... a good coach does not let their team be lazy! I should, like, find the game master and get him to chirp away for them so they know the sun is up!! Buh-bye!!
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Dear Diary,
I talked to everyone and they all seemed totes cool. Most of them were like, not really down to murder, but who ever is? AND YUURI IS HERE??? POOR VICTOR OMGOMG… I had to pretend not to recognize him, it was awk. Why did you do this Producer?! T_T
I seriously had a bad feeling about the 'ringleader' though... which turned out to be right. I didn't want to, like, hold a grudge because of a total coincidence like what Ringleader Noise did to my reality, but he was totally the one that I got in a dumb squabble with anyway! So not surprised he killed the Feeling. It's super sad, he’s such a bae... this is why we can't have nice things!! Grrr.
Even so, I'm still not gonna hold a grudge. Cause everyone is being manipulated in the end. I mean going through the whole, like, murder thing is just sooo totally stressful but... It's gonna be okay, though. Cuz I'm cheering for Feeling and Bodacious on the other side! Cya!
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Dear Diary,
I was thinking this about the game site we use, and like, the mall here is, like, crazy similar to the malls at home? It's super weird~ Like, I know it's just an alternate universe, but still? Same fashion trends same psychs and I can't believe the pins even have CAT designs! Did he come to here too? Like, seriously...
Anyways, these guys are like, nuts!! They totally rioted at the trial and I even had to like, jump in the pit. At least it was settled quickly after that, but jeez. They're lucky Nyaf-ya is such a sweetie, ya know?
But omg, what the heckie did the aliens do to their phones? I mean, even if it's, like, part of the mission... Were they, like, even supposed to see that stuff with Jill and Blue Diamond? Waaaah, don't let me get busted! I dunno what the game master is thinking giving all this intel out, but... I guess it's kinda unimportant who the last game's killer and fabricator were, so hopefully I totes won't get erased over this.
Laterz!
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Dear Diary,
I can't believe???? the Nasty?????????? DON'T TAZE ME SIS ;;;;;;;;
But you wouldn't believe how many people like, tried to rescue me! Nyaf-ya and Kana-chan both came and the Boss even gave me a protective shield. Even the Titled helped! Well. Magic doesn’t, like, work, and CPR would be more effective if I was still alive for reals, but I am totally looking special!
A little TOO special since the Boss, like, apparently tried to get me framed but . . . I’m just gonna, like, take both signs in stride and assume she was totally planning to put my soul back together from the static . . . she does, like, trust me right?
I was totes mad about the Unknown, but the Impossible calmed me down. She is, like, so sweet and nice and said we were friends ^/////////^ I was totally psyched that they almost wound up in the true Game even without me having to like, lie about murder? Well, maybe there will be better luck next time?
TTYL!
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Dear Diary,
I just realized that like, this game has totally lasted even longer than Shibuya's record-holder... at least, like, on the alien's side which is not totally the same but still? They're sooooooo cool! ♥♥♥ I mean, even that game... it's like, some THING now, I hear people calling it the "Shibuya Incident" and I'm just like. Haha! I was totally there! I, like, even helped out that Phones guy~ I'm not even lying, it was just a secret, ya hear?
And now I'm here and... like, some of my babies are still up and fighting! And that's just totally awesome. Ya know, I'm starting to believe that they might even, like, have a chance of escaping the death mall? Like, no one's EVER done that before, and I have NO idea how it'd even happen cause they're still weaker than the Boss, but they're just staying so totally strong. It's like super inspiring, just like everyone back then. They even have Mr. Orion Mew ^_^ Though in the long run like, it would still probably be better if they’d accept their deaths. If only things didn’t hafta be this way…. but outie 4 nowsies!
EVIDENCE
Dear Diary,
I'm so totally HYPE! Like, first day on the job with the new crew~ not that they knew~ but they will when they're up from their snooze~ Sometimes I think it's, like, totally ironic that they're the "aliens" but we're, like, the ones abducting them!! It's kinda mean, so I hope I can totally calm them down so they don't like, cry or anything. lmao But first, ummm... a good coach does not let their team be lazy! I should, like, find the game master and get him to chirp away for them so they know the sun is up!! Buh-bye!!
---
Dear Diary,
I talked to everyone and they all seemed totes cool. Most of them were like, not really down to murder, but who ever is? AND YUURI IS HERE??? POOR VICTOR OMGOMG… I had to pretend not to recognize him, it was awk. Why did you do this Producer?! T_T
I seriously had a bad feeling about the 'ringleader' though... which turned out to be right. I didn't want to, like, hold a grudge because of a total coincidence like what Ringleader Noise did to my reality, but he was totally the one that I got in a dumb squabble with anyway! So not surprised he killed the Feeling. It's super sad, he’s such a bae... this is why we can't have nice things!! Grrr.
Even so, I'm still not gonna hold a grudge. Cause everyone is being manipulated in the end. I mean going through the whole, like, murder thing is just sooo totally stressful but... It's gonna be okay, though. Cuz I'm cheering for Feeling and Bodacious on the other side! Cya!
---
Dear Diary,
I was thinking this about the game site we use, and like, the mall here is, like, crazy similar to the malls at home? It's super weird~ Like, I know it's just an alternate universe, but still? Same fashion trends same psychs and I can't believe the pins even have CAT designs! Did he come to here too? Like, seriously...
Anyways, these guys are like, nuts!! They totally rioted at the trial and I even had to like, jump in the pit. At least it was settled quickly after that, but jeez. They're lucky Nyaf-ya is such a sweetie, ya know?
But omg, what the heckie did the aliens do to their phones? I mean, even if it's, like, part of the mission... Were they, like, even supposed to see that stuff with Jill and Blue Diamond? Waaaah, don't let me get busted! I dunno what the game master is thinking giving all this intel out, but... I guess it's kinda unimportant who the last game's killer and fabricator were, so hopefully I totes won't get erased over this.
Laterz!
---
Dear Diary,
I can't believe???? the Nasty?????????? DON'T TAZE ME SIS ;;;;;;;;
But you wouldn't believe how many people like, tried to rescue me! Nyaf-ya and Kana-chan both came and the Boss even gave me a protective shield. Even the Titled helped! Well. Magic doesn’t, like, work, and CPR would be more effective if I was still alive for reals, but I am totally looking special!
A little TOO special since the Boss, like, apparently tried to get me framed but . . . I’m just gonna, like, take both signs in stride and assume she was totally planning to put my soul back together from the static . . . she does, like, trust me right?
I was totes mad about the Unknown, but the Impossible calmed me down. She is, like, so sweet and nice and said we were friends ^/////////^ I was totally psyched that they almost wound up in the true Game even without me having to like, lie about murder? Well, maybe there will be better luck next time?
TTYL!
---
Dear Diary,
I just realized that like, this game has totally lasted even longer than Shibuya's record-holder... at least, like, on the alien's side which is not totally the same but still? They're sooooooo cool! ♥♥♥ I mean, even that game... it's like, some THING now, I hear people calling it the "Shibuya Incident" and I'm just like. Haha! I was totally there! I, like, even helped out that Phones guy~ I'm not even lying, it was just a secret, ya hear?
And now I'm here and... like, some of my babies are still up and fighting! And that's just totally awesome. Ya know, I'm starting to believe that they might even, like, have a chance of escaping the death mall? Like, no one's EVER done that before, and I have NO idea how it'd even happen cause they're still weaker than the Boss, but they're just staying so totally strong. It's like super inspiring, just like everyone back then. They even have Mr. Orion Mew ^_^ Though in the long run like, it would still probably be better if they’d accept their deaths. If only things didn’t hafta be this way…. but outie 4 nowsies!