Fighting For Your Life!

[strangerpeople]

WELL SH*IKSSHSH*

[The first thing you feel when you finally come to is a headache.

The bad thing is that it's not even a painful headache - it's one of those annoying headaches that's just below the threshold of pain, and it's centered right in the middle of your forehead. Just...ugh. Where's the aspirin?

For that matter, actually, where are you? This is not your beautiful house! In fact, as get out of your bed, you realize this place isn't even remotely a home. And whatever you're wearing isn't even remotely what you recall wearing. (I mean, yeah, it's not uncomfortable, and whoever dressed you was kind enough to make sure you had underwear on, I suppose. That's one less thing to worry about, right?)

Also, you have a weird wrist...watch...comm...thing on you, which is nice. Or at least it would be, if it and every other computer in the place didn't suddenly start making the second most ungodly noise you will no doubt come to hear in this place. The noise is followed by a a message on every desktop in the area, which won't be disappearing any time soon. Thankfully, your nifty wristwatch comm is spared this unavoidable screen, and tapping a button let's it disappear to reveal a simple profile interface, alongside a a text, calling, and photo function. Something tells you those latter two won't be particularly useful to you in the long run.

In any case, apparently you now have a Title, as well as a power, even if you've never had one before. Why? Where the hell are you? Who else is with you? Can you get out?

And...is someone laughing? The sound seems to bounce off and echo faintly throughout the floors. It's high-pitched, and - as you get closer to the theater - it gets just a little louder and just a little more grating. It sounds like a rabid hyena that huffed helium. Hopefully, it's just a movie or something that can be turned off. Someone ought to go in and do that.

In the meantime, welcome, Titled - and good luck.

There are fifteen strangers in this place.]


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Comments

[losergod]

A good policy to have. Maybe you can find some fruit and test it on that.

[ There's a kitchen right? ]

[earietale]

Good idea. Do you wanna get it or should I?

[Yeah there's a kitchen. Probably no fruit, though.]

[losergod]

... Give me a moment.

[ He'll pop into that kitchen and see what he can find. He returns with... bread. ]

... We don't exactly have fresh fruit. We'll just have to see if it can slice bread, I suppose.

[earietale]

Better than nothing, I guess.

[She takes the laser and inspects it, sort of testing how she would shoot it.]

Do you want to try it or should I?

[losergod]

... I'm not touching it. It could be filthy.

[ Side-eye. You do it. ]

[earietale]

Alright. You might want to stand back, in case this actually works.

[She'll take aim, but she's not pulling the trigger until he moves away from the bread.]

[losergod]

[ Taking a few big steps back.

You lazer that bread, friend.

This cannot possibly be a terrible idea. ]

[earietale]

[It's a great idea.

She pulls the trigger-

ZAP

And suddenly the bread is on fire.

And no sooner after that she drops the laser and backs into a wall, doing mental gymnastics to try and make sense of what just happened. She manages to get out one question.]

How...how did that just happen?

[strangerpeople]

[PEW PEW PEW

You killed the bread. RIP bread. Now we can't have grilled cheese.

A moment of silence for the lost.]

[losergod]

[ And on that day, we knew we had lost a true loved one.





C just stares at the smoldering bread and then realizes they should probably put the fire out, and goes to get a cup of water, returns with it, and pours it on the bread. The bread is now sad and soggy. ]

... Well, I suppose they work.

[earietale]

[Here lies Soggy, Sad Bread. 2018 - 2018 We will remember them forever.]

H-how, though?! That shouldn't be possible! We're no where near something like this with technology!

[losergod]

I don't know what you mean. Considering Omnicubes and scented toilet paper, this is pretty low on the possibility spectrum.

[ He just shrugs. ]

[earietale]

[recordscratch.mp3]

I'm sorry, what cubes? Scented...toilet paper?

[Oh boy we get to talk about this]

[losergod]

How can you not know what Omnicubes are?

[ ... It is beginning to occur to him you might not be from the House. ]

They're essentially living computers that can teleport people, keep track of data, all that stuff. And why is scented toilet paper weird? The apple pie one is really popular. I mean, not as popular as the blueberry-flavored soap, but it's popular.

[earietale]

[As he explains, Barbara can't help but feel more and more confused. Omnicubes? Flavored soap? Data?!]

That-none of that exists. I'm not sure if it could exist. I mean...it's 1960, isn't it? Stuff like that is supposed to happen in...2010 or something.

[losergod]

The date is irrelevant in the House, I don't know what year it was, but last I was aware of, it was... somewhere around 2015 or something like that outside it.

[ So, y'know. ]

At least, that feels right, from what I can remember of my time before it. I don't know, to tell you the truth, my memories seem to still be scrambled.

[earietale]

20...2015?

[She...needs a second to process this...]

So...either you're crazy...or I'm a time traveler. And that gun is putting it in your favor right now.

[losergod]

... You probably just come from a story with a more... 50s timeframe.

[ He waves a hand. ]

I wouldn't worry about it too much, Miss. ... Although we probably shouldn't burn anymore bread.

[earietale]

I...I'm sorry? I come from...a story?

[You are not helping your case, buddy.]

[losergod]

Doesn't everyone? We're all just puppets for the audience.

[ I mean, duh, that's obvious. ]

[earietale]

[She's...really not sure how to debate this? If not for the laser she'd probably think he's just crazy, but knowing about it makes him seem more credible.]

Okay, I don't know how true that is, but...just in case, they don't want to kill us, right? The...puppet masters, or whatever they're called?

[losergod]

If a Puppeteer grows bored of their Puppet, that's only natural.

[ Why does he sound so self-assured when he says this? ]

Surely you grew bored of your childhood toys and discarded them, right? It's the same principle. Fortunately, I know all about it, so perhaps we'll be lucky and I can help us keep some attention.

[earietale]

[Not exactly the thing she wanted to hear, but better than nothing I guess.]

I would appreciate if you did that. Thanks.

So...any reason why they'd put us here? Other than just...some sort of amusement?

[losergod]

I can't really say. Perhaps everyone here is Defective.

[ It's his best guess. ]

[earietale]

And how would we be...defective, exactly?

[She doesn't want to know entirely but she wants some answers.]