[It is dated several weeks ago? You think? It seems relatively recent.]
Our eternal and ever-correct Thrice-Renewed Majesty announced, through a proclamation sent to every newspaper in the Empire, a restructuring of the Hours budget effective immediately.
“After a long and deep internal review, our Empress has declared in writ a reduction in all endowments of government-owned Hours to the workworlds, retirees, and Deathless by up to 10 percent, effective immediately,” the announcement reads. “Everyone affected shall receive an official invoice within the next week informing them of this change.”
The statement also revealed that in the next five years, the Empress shall call for gradual reduction of these allotments until all departments being audited have reduced their Hours needs by an astonishing 25 percent, resulting in an astonishing and incalculable Hours surplus. As the Empress of Hours, her Enduring Majesty has full authority to decide where Hours may be allotted within the empire
Many with endowments are incensed about this change taking effect, which was promised several months prior, and they have intended to protest in front of the Throne of Hours in the hopes their voices will be heard before the Ministry comes in. The governors of the workworlds have also sent out their own statement, saying they intend to file a complaint with the Floating Parliament, in the hopes that there is a legal means to repeal this writ without trouble, claiming it jeopardizes a perfectly good business model and defies logic.
“It’s all nonsense, these reductions to our endowments,” said a Deathless residing in the Mausoleum who deigned, on the condition of strict anonymity, to speak to our reporter on the issue. “She made a promise to us that we’d be cared for when we legally died and now she’s breaking that promise. We put up with her and this is our thanks? She didn’t even say who was getting these extra Hours she’s taking from us! Surely she’s still got plenty of Hours left for herself inside that Throne of hers, right? If not us, then who’s getting this bloody surplus she’s trying to make?”
EVIDENCE - Beloved Empress Announces Budgetary Changes
Our eternal and ever-correct Thrice-Renewed Majesty announced, through a proclamation sent to every newspaper in the Empire, a restructuring of the Hours budget effective immediately.
“After a long and deep internal review, our Empress has declared in writ a reduction in all endowments of government-owned Hours to the workworlds, retirees, and Deathless by up to 10 percent, effective immediately,” the announcement reads. “Everyone affected shall receive an official invoice within the next week informing them of this change.”
The statement also revealed that in the next five years, the Empress shall call for gradual reduction of these allotments until all departments being audited have reduced their Hours needs by an astonishing 25 percent, resulting in an astonishing and incalculable Hours surplus. As the Empress of Hours, her Enduring Majesty has full authority to decide where Hours may be allotted within the empire
Many with endowments are incensed about this change taking effect, which was promised several months prior, and they have intended to protest in front of the Throne of Hours in the hopes their voices will be heard before the Ministry comes in. The governors of the workworlds have also sent out their own statement, saying they intend to file a complaint with the Floating Parliament, in the hopes that there is a legal means to repeal this writ without trouble, claiming it jeopardizes a perfectly good business model and defies logic.
“It’s all nonsense, these reductions to our endowments,” said a Deathless residing in the Mausoleum who deigned, on the condition of strict anonymity, to speak to our reporter on the issue. “She made a promise to us that we’d be cared for when we legally died and now she’s breaking that promise. We put up with her and this is our thanks? She didn’t even say who was getting these extra Hours she’s taking from us! Surely she’s still got plenty of Hours left for herself inside that Throne of hers, right? If not us, then who’s getting this bloody surplus she’s trying to make?”