sorry for your loss

[cuteandinnocentpet]

[When people are returned to the main floor, they will find a trail of cupcakes from the elevator to the dining room. There is a table of drinks, pills, and cupcakes and cakes from the automat.

And on the table, in the center, is this asshole, with a party horn in its mouth. Despite that, it talks into everyone's mind.]

As you strangers tend to have a tradition of parties after an execution, I took the liberty. The plates and cups are over there.

[. . .

be merry I guess]

Comments

[cuteandinnocentpet]

We certainly consider our methods highly efficient for its purpose, even if it's clear many here strongly disagree. At least, that is the case when we are able to do our tasks properly.

[carryabigstick]

...are you saying there's something wrong with you that you can't do them properly? Or are you talking about all the people trying to kill you when you attempt to do... whatever it is you do.

[Turn people into magical girls... the fuck....]

[cuteandinnocentpet]

Oh, there's nothing wrong with us! The constant attempts killing us aren't particularly helpful, but really I refer to certain individuals who prevent us from saving the universe.

[carryabigstick]

...okaaaay.

[Squints.]

I'll bite. Who are you talking about?

[cuteandinnocentpet]

The devil, of course!

[carryabigstick]

Th--The WHAT?!

You can't just say something like that like it's normal.

[cuteandinnocentpet]

It's become the new normal for our home universe. She has taken over and keeps misusing her power for her own greedy purposes.

[carryabigstick]

That's what you call her now? Isn't that pretty harsh? It's not like she wanted things to end up that way, right?

[cuteandinnocentpet]

She's the one who has called herself that.

Really, what other conclusion can we come to but to assume the worst?

[carryabigstick]

That's terrible... isn't there anything you can do?

[You have to have something, wicked rabbit-cat-thing, right???]