[ She grips her phone and tries to resist the urge to throw it. Sorry, you're all getting to watch a Chariot meltdown live: ]

Oh, do you really think I would care about something like that? Luna Nova has survived hundreds of years on its own without the help of others, and if all I cared about was my salary, I wouldn't be a teacher!

[ SHE REAL MAD. Also Ursula, shouting at the phone is... not going to help, they can't hear you. ]

I swear, if even one person goes for a motive this sleazy, they'll be getting a real piece of my mind!