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The Fifteen Strangers Mods ([personal profile] strangerpeople) wrote in [community profile] 15strangers2019-11-17 10:04 pm
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YOU MAY BE A LOVER BUT YOU AIN'T NO DANCER

HELTER SKELTER


[Well, Champions, it certainly does look like you're trapped here.

There's limited food and limited supplies... and while there's a limited number of you, there's certainly too many of you for what you've got on hand. Never mind the whole deal that you've been kidnapped and shoved into someone else's house. Like, who even does that?

And all to "send a message," besides. Whatever that even means.

Regardless, things aren't going to change by just sitting and moping around. You're here until your captor decides he's done with you, so while there's no guarantee that acting won't just make things worse, it's got to be at least a little better than this.

Right?]


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nightmareofdivinity: ([emperor] what?!)

[personal profile] nightmareofdivinity 2019-11-19 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[What the fuck -]

What sort of attack be this constant running stream, then?
narcoolepsysensei: (gasp! shock! horror!)

[personal profile] narcoolepsysensei 2019-11-19 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[oh what he's up]

Oh, umm. It's not an attack.

It's running water. So you can use it to wash yourself and get clean. You can turn it off, too.
nightmareofdivinity: ([emperor] what.)

[personal profile] nightmareofdivinity 2019-11-19 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[. . .]

The mortals of this realm hath mastered such magic? How may it be ceased? And what creature made the previous roar?

[Toilet. He means the toilet.]
narcoolepsysensei: (hahaha of course everything's fine)

[personal profile] narcoolepsysensei 2019-11-19 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Umm, it's not really magic, so much...

You know the thing you turned that got the water running? Just turn it back the other way. That'll stop it, probably.

[It takes a couple of sleepy blinks for Nanaki to figure out the "roar."]

...Oh. Did you flush the toilet?
nightmareofdivinity: ([emperor] uncertain)

[personal profile] nightmareofdivinity 2019-11-19 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[Gingerly pushing the lever - oh. There we go.]

Toi... let?

[He points to it.]

This item?
narcoolepsysensei: (false serenity)

[personal profile] narcoolepsysensei 2019-11-19 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Right, right.

You sit upon it and deposit your waste, then when you press the lever it all gets flushed away.
nightmareofdivinity: ([emperor] domestic)

[personal profile] nightmareofdivinity 2019-11-19 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Some sort of magical chamber pot. We see.

[Or rather he doesn't, because magic. Clearly.]
narcoolepsysensei: (10)

[personal profile] narcoolepsysensei 2019-11-19 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha... it's more technology than it is magic. At least, in the world I come from, magic isn't a thing that even exists.

...Although I suppose that sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic, hmm...?

[...You got the nerd going, Fou-Lu. Great job.]
nightmareofdivinity: ([emperor] what?!)

[personal profile] nightmareofdivinity 2019-11-19 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
... Magic... not existing?

[He looks caught between confused and horrified.]

Thou must come from quite a strange world indeed.
narcoolepsysensei: (...zzz.)

[personal profile] narcoolepsysensei 2019-11-19 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
So I've been told by some of the others, yes.

[He seems surprisingly nonchalant about this. He's smiling, even.]

My world is such that most of humanity has died off and birds are now the dominant intelligent species, as well. That's usually the part that gets people.

I was a bird before I woke up here, actually.
nightmareofdivinity: ([emperor] what.)

[personal profile] nightmareofdivinity 2019-11-19 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
... Birds? Not Wing Tribe, but birds that doth tweet and sing?
narcoolepsysensei: (hahaha of course everything's fine)

[personal profile] narcoolepsysensei 2019-11-19 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Those precisely. I haven't the slightest idea what a Wing Tribe is.

[...He's. He's having fun confusing Fou-Lu like this, isn't he.]
nightmareofdivinity: ([emperor] unsure)

[personal profile] nightmareofdivinity 2019-11-19 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
... They appear similar to us, but with wings upon their backs. They were associated with a winged god, but they hath become distant from it now and may only hover and float a short time.
narcoolepsysensei: (tbh any later suffering is his own fault)

[personal profile] narcoolepsysensei 2019-11-19 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nanaki hums thoughtfully.]

Winged humanoids, hm... gods aren't really much of a thing in my world, either, although some choose to believe. Still, I wonder what our political parties would think of a winged humanoid.

[...]

I don't suppose they'd last long.

[And like he's just discussing the weather and not hypothetical genocide, he turns his attention to Fou-Lu.]

Oh, umm. It occurs to me, I don't think I know your name.
nightmareofdivinity: ([formal] amuse us)

[personal profile] nightmareofdivinity 2019-11-20 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Tch. Politics.

[He spits it like it's a swear word. But he hesitates.]

Thou art not of our world, so it be safe enough to speak our name. We art Fou-Lu, first Emperor of the Fou Empire. We art also known as the Yorae Dragon.

[Or, well. He was. It's still hard to divest that identity from himself.]
narcoolepsysensei: (hahaha of course everything's fine)

[personal profile] narcoolepsysensei 2019-11-20 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Haha. I'm with you, I'm with you.

[Nanaki, after all, has little reason to care about the parties one way or the other, at this point.]

Nanaki Kazuaki. [Japanese order. That's his native language, after all.] Just a simple mathematics teacher at St. Pigeonation's Institute. A pleasure to meet you, Your Majesty. I can't say I've ever met a dragon before.

[He's polite enough for a weird narcoleptic bird, at least?]
nightmareofdivinity: ([formal] darkly amused)

[personal profile] nightmareofdivinity 2019-11-20 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
[There aren't many with surnames in his world but there are some within the Empire who put it in that order.]

Not many hath met a god before, it be true. They wilt never have a chance to do so again. And... we art no longer the emperor. There hath been twelve since us, though there art a... current opening of the position. We hath no interest in filling that role again.

Ah, a scholar and a tutor. We hath had little opportunity to interact with many after our initial appearance. So thy field of study be the physical realm, since thou hast said magic be missing from thy world?
narcoolepsysensei: (8)

[personal profile] narcoolepsysensei 2019-11-20 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose that's true enough.

How should I address you, then? "Mr. Lu" seems a bit too loose.

[As for the question, he nods.]

Numbers. Solving equations, putting things in logical order to try to make sense of how our world works.

Of course, there are some things you can't deduce no matter how many calculations you run. But it's always sort of soothing to try.
nightmareofdivinity: ([emperor] fallen god)

[personal profile] nightmareofdivinity 2019-11-20 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Fou-Lu wilt be fine enough.

[He considers asking for 'Ryong', but no. That's special.]

... True. Though pursuit of such things in our world hath led many down a very dark path.
narcoolepsysensei: (14)

[personal profile] narcoolepsysensei 2019-11-20 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Fou-Lu it is, then. A pleasure.

[He's adaptable.

But what Fou-Lu is suggesting actually seems to amuse him, if anything.]


Is that so? I guess it's true for some in my own world, too. For me... I'd say it's probably the one lit path I walk.

[He's forcing himself to his feet, now. It's a bit unsteady, which, given that this is a whole new body with a whole new balance, is kind of forgivable.]

Haha, still. I should maybe find somewhere else to go take a nap...
nightmareofdivinity: ([tender] snowflakes)

[personal profile] nightmareofdivinity 2019-11-20 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Hm. Well, thou hast no magic, so perhaps it wouldst be all right.

[... Ah. Well.]

There art cushions in the larger room, though it hath many people gathering in it.
narcoolepsysensei: (12)

[personal profile] narcoolepsysensei 2019-11-20 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
That's the problem. Most people here get upset when they see me sleeping in strange places or at strange hours...

I don't particularly need a cushion or anything, though. [He WAS just sleeping in the bathroom, so that tracks.] Perhaps I'll try one of the closets...
nightmareofdivinity: ([emperor] quietly)

[personal profile] nightmareofdivinity 2019-11-21 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
As long as thou art not in the way, we see no issue with it.