T̴H͠E̶̡̢ ̴F̶̴Í̸RŞ̴͠T̵͞ ͟I̵N͟͡͝V̕͠ES̶͝T̸IG҉͝A̡͠T̡IO҉̶͢N͏

[strangerpeople]

T̷́H̸̀͢E ̵̛F҉ÌRS̷̢̧T̸͜ ͘͜I͠N͞V́E҉S̀͜T͜I͡G̸̶A͏҉T͠I̢̛Ǫ̵N͏͝

[Good morning, Strangers.

How do you all feel today? Sad? Confused? Worried? Well, that's not the Hosts' problem. You guys are the ones being stubborn and obstinate, after all. In any case, it's time for all of you to get up and start moving.

It's Friday. Maybe you'll luck out and everyone's alive. But there's only one way to find out.]

Comments

[strangerpeople]

[nope!]

[poorlovefool]

[CAN I JUST ASSUME HE DIDN'T MAKE IT THAT FAR OUT HERE BECAUSE OF ALL OF THE THAT]

[strangerpeople]

[Of course! It all makes sense! Clearly this thread happened in another timeline!]

[poorlovefool]

[IF ONLY HE COULD SHIFT]