T̴H͠E̶̡̢ ̴F̶̴Í̸RŞ̴͠T̵͞ ͟I̵N͟͡͝V̕͠ES̶͝T̸IG҉͝A̡͠T̡IO҉̶͢N͏

[strangerpeople]

T̷́H̸̀͢E ̵̛F҉ÌRS̷̢̧T̸͜ ͘͜I͠N͞V́E҉S̀͜T͜I͡G̸̶A͏҉T͠I̢̛Ǫ̵N͏͝

[Good morning, Strangers.

How do you all feel today? Sad? Confused? Worried? Well, that's not the Hosts' problem. You guys are the ones being stubborn and obstinate, after all. In any case, it's time for all of you to get up and start moving.

It's Friday. Maybe you'll luck out and everyone's alive. But there's only one way to find out.]

Comments

[touchsensors]

[Lala actually physically recoils.]

No it wasn't-lun!

[poorlovefool]

[that doesn't actually make her look innocent so now he's freaked out.]

Really? Because... there's something already in there!

[touchsensors]

Oyo?!

[She tries to get a look past him at the Mystery Something.]

[poorlovefool]

Wait - don't come over here!

[he sounds whiny.]

[touchsensors]

Are you trying to hide something-lun?

[poorlovefool]

Of course not!! I just don't want you to see it!

[eric that's the same thing.]

[touchsensors]

Why not-lun? Is it something incriminating-lun?

[lala you can't just ask people if they're hiding something incriminating!]

[poorlovefool]

No... I don't know what it is yet, so...

[he's still messing around with the shovel. glancing over his shoulder occasionally as he does it.]

[touchsensors]

Then don't hide it from other people-lun. I'm a space investigator, I can help-lun.

[Rank 8 investigator assigned to space debris, but shhhh.]

[poorlovefool]

Nghh...

[he can't be mad at an icon that cute]

Fine, but you have to show me what you find too!

[touchsensors]

Lun.

[So, she'll point out the controls when that happens.]