SKREEEEE!

[strangerpeople]

SKREEEEE!

[It's about three o'clock when the train suddenly hears something like the cry of a crow. It's not coming from inside the train, either; it's coming from the outside.

Almost instantly, the speaker system comes to life, and the Conductor's voice echoes through the cars.]

Attention, all passengers and crew! We are under attack. Please come to armaments if you are willing. Otherwise, please congregate in the lounge for your own safety. Immediately, please.

I will meet those of you coming to the weapons.

Comments

[disregartist]

Well, as much as I would hope that's the last Spinster we see, I can't say this situation won't happen again.

[in other words, yeah you may get to blow up more giant things eventually]

[zackthekiller]

[That's a dangerous look on his face. Good thing the Conductor's still too purple to really see clearly.]

Fucking perfect! Hey- You think we could get close enough to shank its guts out if someone had a sword or something?

[disregartist]

That would be inadvisable. These creatures would rip the sides out of the train and then tear you apart before you could unsheathe your weapon.

[zackthekiller]

[.... And the giggles stopped.]

Wait, what do you mean by that.

[disregartist]

What I said. These creatures are quite strong, and besides that, they can survive the atmosphere of space. Unlike you.

[zackthekiller]

We're in SPACE?!

[disregartist]

Indeed.

[zackthekiller]

[Sorry, give him a moment to process what he just heard....

...

....]

WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK?!

[unwittingking]

[Okay, he was just going to mind his own business, get off of RGB, get back to the lounge and check on Minato, but then he hears this and is just-]

Are you telling me we're probably going to have to do this regularly?!?

[Doggo no happy on his living television footstool.]

[disregartist]

There's a possibility of it. This is the High Wilderness, after all. What-did you think it was a vacuum of emptiness in which nothing lived?

[unwittingking]

Yes, I was, because if there are giant space monsters out there, why are you keeping us on a train that's flying through space?!?

[Hopefully RGB is steady cause he's moving around quite a bit while yelling all of this.]

[disregartist]

[A sigh.]

Goodness, you must never leave your house for fear of being mauled by a tiger!

[unwittingking]

[Well now she's purposely getting on his nerve!]

And you must go on death defying adventures so much that you can't even remember where half your scars came from!

[...he's trying his best to insult her, okay?]

[disregartist]

[A raised eyebrow.]

And that is supposed to be upsetting, how?

[unwittingking]

I'm saying that you being alive is an insult to everything that's tried to kill you and I am on the side of those beings!

[Does that work better?]

[disregartist]

...

[There is something in her eyes, her expression, at this. Something ugly, something dark.

Then...she laughs, at this. It's a harsh laugh.

Maybe that did sting, a little.]

Good. I'm glad I'm such an affront, then!

[unwittingking]

[He noticed that. And though he'll just stay silent and glare at her, he congratulates himself on insulting her like that, just a little.]